how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
