Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
honey bunches of taint.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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