Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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