Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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