im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
