she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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