Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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