the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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