Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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