No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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