Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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