Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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