If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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