therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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