I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
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He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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