Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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