Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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