im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
What drink are we having for lunch?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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