Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
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