what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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