At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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