Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Randomize