I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
this hospital has no fireball
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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