Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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