I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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