Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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