Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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