Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Your cock deserves a montage
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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