super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
We need to rekindle our bromance
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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