try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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