Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Panties = found
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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