when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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