Swine flu is the new snow day.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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