Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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