dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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