Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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