Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
