Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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