Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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