My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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