Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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