Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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