office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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