his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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