i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
wow bdsm is so cute
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
How naked do you want me to be?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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