looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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