the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
