I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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