i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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