Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i came on her dog
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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