I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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