How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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