do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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