That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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