you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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