Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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